I get extremely annoyed when people i may need to communicate with are not constantly online. Why have a computer if you want to have a life? I am always at my fucking computer, everyone else should be too. Except when i am not, then they can all go have lives.
If your life has not been all you have hoped for lately, here is something that is sure to cheer you up: My life has been great. I have been sitting here for an hour thinking about something to complain about, and all i could come up with was the above. What seemed like a potential downer back then now seems like a blessing. The kicker is, this happens every time. Life is good. I guess someone really likes me. I am sure the joy and happiness emanating from my being has illuminated your miserable existence. Your life now feels much better by comparison. As always, I live up to my name.
Oh, and 79 is the number of steps from the basement to the 5th floor.