Archive for August, 2005

Something to live by

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

"Far better it is to dare mighty things, although risking failure, than to take rank with those timid souls who neither truly enjoy nor truly suffer, because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat"

Willy Wonka is t3h 1337

Monday, August 22nd, 2005

I just watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory earlier today. I must say that the movie exceeded my expectations. Here are just a few of the noteworthy quotes from the movie:

Violet Beauregarde: [hugs wonka] Mr.Wonka, I’m Violet Beauregarde.
Willy Wonka: [Wonka looks at her terrified as she chews her gum] I don’t care.

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Veruca Salt: I’m Veruca Salt. It’s very nice to meet you, sir.
[does a curtsy]
Willy Wonka: I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot. Ha, ha.

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Willy Wonka: Everything in this room is *eat*able. Even I’m *eat*able. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. 

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Oompa Loompa: [Oompa Loompas sing] Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, a great big greedy nincompoop / Augustus Gloop, so big and vile so greedy and so infantile…

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Damn that movie pwnz. Willy Wonka is my new n00b pwning hero.

Rain of Pain

Monday, August 8th, 2005

Watched the movie bicentennial man (1999) today. It’s an old movie but i never watched it till now. Not that i’m a movie freak anyway. Coincidentally the initial setting is in the year 2005. Good movie, i liked it.

Also as my biggest ebil plan yet moves into place slowly but surely, everyone should cower in fear visualizing the pwnage that is about to come. Deception is indeed fun. Trust no one. People you don’t trust can’t let you down.

ZOMG PD!!!

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005

Over the weekend i went to PD with my evil twin and some friends. It was fun. It would have been more fun had i not gotten seasick when kayaking. All the bumming around during the hols has negatively affected our fitness. After about 10 minutes of handling the damn kayak like gifted pros, my evil twin and i were totally wasted exhausted. We were almost run over by a coastguard patrol boat (how ironic), and almost got kayak-wrecked on a rocky shore.

I learned many things during the trip:

  1. kayaking is fun when not seasick
  2. oreos before kayaking make people seasick
  3. being seasick sucks
  4. getting water in your kayak sucks
  5. an overturning kayak isn’t much fun (sucks)
  6. sharks are not friendly
  7. a fully functional life vest is quite useful when you’re shipwrecked in the middle of the sea
  8. jet skis rule when they don’t suck
  9. there aren’t many cats near the sea
  10. ikan stim limau sedap giler