The fallacy of man

<lover> Do you believe in the power of love? Do you think that it is strong? Make us tend to work harder? Gives us inspiration? Improves us? Makes us a better person?

<hater> no i dont believe in it, thats just crap.

<hater> oh wait a minute… in the papers today there was this guy who killed both his parents just to be with someone he loves… so i guess the answer is a resounding yes to all but the last 2 redundant questions. The last 2 are somewhat debatable.

Seen in a forum somewhere….

Topic: Can an ugly guy find his partner?

<fugly guy>  What do you think? Ugly people take a longer time to find that special someone?

<smartass> The world is indeed a cruel place for ugly people. Why don’t you wait till a girl opens a topic "Can an ugly girl find a partner?" Usually the answer is NO, but i’m sure you could spare her from that fate….

But that’s MY business, not yours you lamers. God damn, get a life or something. I don’t talk shit for 2 DAYS and people are already asking my why i have not posted anything for 2 FREAKING DAYS. Yes i know you live off this trash. You fill your boring, pointless lives with this trash. So what, i’ll make you starve then.

Bet you’re digging this shit already. LOL.

Btw, Karthik, i haven’t forgot, i’m just… too lazy to write about it for now. Check back in 5 minutes. Oh, and say hi to your bug friends for me.

www.fuz.blogspot.com

www.pcmoddingmy.com

If you don’t check them out, you’re missing out on at least a third of your life. Yes i know most of you choose to fill that gap with beer.

<fugly> I really love this girl, what should I do?, I haven’t met her yet, just through sms…. I really wanna meet her next week if I can, will see how it goes. If everything goes well, that is when I plan to confess my feelings to her.

<monster> Don’t meet her! At least she still contacts you now. After meeting her, there will only be memories left…

<fugly> ^yea, that is what I’m afraid of, I’m not really that handsome or attractive, and I’m a little overweight(fat). But she says she doesn’t mind. I read her friendster too, 4 out of 10 testimonials say she is pretty…

<monster> And 6 out of 10 say she is ugly? Wow. A perfect match.

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If you’re reading this fugly, STFU. I even took the trouble to correct some of your grammatical errors.

Trivia question: Is the evil red line above is longer or shorter than the one below?

Answer: Who fucking cares?

The background

If you’re not familiar with this, in Malaysia, we have this silly public school system which allows for different types of schools to be set up depending on the language of instruction. The following is part of a discussion at a certain message board which has too many brain donors.

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<farhan> I believe we should have only one public school type. Put everyone in together. No separation by race or language. If you think you are too special to mix in with everyone else, then make your own private school.

<secret stupidity> i think u r damn racist!

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Sigh…. Need i say more? LOL

Btw…. if the two red lines above look like they’re moving….. it’s not an optical illusion. You’re not hallucinating either.

That’s right. They’re out to get you.

Read this blog on the girl who got 17A1 for her SPM: http://vbglau.blogspot.com/2005/03/congratulationsyou-moron.html

Reading the article, one would immediately notice that the blogger does not seem very smart for someone who claims to be a child prodigy. He is rather childish, that much is obvious. And he also says he hates stupid ppl. Must be a self hater then.

ZOMG…. 17A1… i couldn’t possibly do it… what do i do now? That’s right! I’ll write a lame little post and bash her instead! That will take something away from her achievement! That will make me feel a little better about my miserable self! Lamers like me will definitely back me up!

ROFL. Typical of Malaysians. Put down the achievements and celebrate mediocrity.

Disgusting indeed.

Yesterday the weather was really nice. Well, at least for Pittsburgh it was. It was 14ºC ( i don’t do ºF, well i won’t until i take over the world and name it Farhanheit). 14ºC is nice and warm. YES, compared to -14ºC IT IS. Stop laughing at this poor man’s plight.

So i went to sleep, thinking that summer was already here. Heaters off. No blankets. Wow, haven’t been able to do this for a long time. Everything is getting better at last.

Or so i thought.

I woke up this morning and i could not feel my toes. Hell, i could not even feel my mouth. My fucking eyelids were frozen shut. Almost. If they were i wouldn’t be writing this, and people would be… nope. Nobody would notice until next week

I looked outside, and it seemed like a snowstorm had executed its evil plan while i was happily dreaming of sunshine. Whoops, it just decided to be -14ºC outside. It’s like the weather was doing his math homework and came up with a 14ºC, and suddenly realizes he forgot to put the negative sign. How convenient. After reading this he’ll probably think that it’s funny too, knowing his weird sense of humor. But it’s not.

Weather, if you’re reading this…

IT’S NOT FUNNY, DON’T MESS WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT.

<lazy> how to cure laziness? My room is a mess and dirty, my life is so out of order. never feel like studying or cleaning my room up even when i have nothing to do. is there any way to make me stop this habit?

<genius1> Just start picking up your things and the rest will follow through

<genius2> Go and get married so your wife will do all the things for you

<genius3> Give all your money to a trusted friend, tell him or her to give back your money once you have tidied your room.

<supergenius> What’s the problem? Whenever you think you’re lazy, just remember that there are other people in the world that are lazier than you.

<—- Look there

if you don’t see the finger, then you don’t deserve to live.

If you do see the finger, good for you. Means we’re on the same page.